Donny is very sick... ??

Donny is very sick... ??

A Tale of Lego Sets and Big Macs

You guys have got to see my new military drone Lego set, boys! But I just learned today that I am very sick.

"Oh, you sick bastard," someone interjects.

"No, no, this time it's not a joke. I'm really sick," Donny says.

Someone else chimes in, "Oh yeah? How so?"

Donny reveals, "I was told that I have only moments to live."

"Just tell us what's wrong, Donny," another person urges.

Donny, with a tinge of drama, shares his predicament: "I haven't had a Big Mac in over a week. And I'm far too weak to make it to a McDonald's on time."

"This is so stupid," someone comments.

But help is at hand, "Don't worry, I'm here for you, Donny. Is there anything I can do?"

Donny speaks with a sense of resignation, "There’s nothing to do but comfort me during my time left."

Desperate times call for desperate measures, "Donny, I have 10 Big Macs that could be yours right now."

"Give it here, Beast. I ask this one favor."

"Anything, just name it."

"You must agree to give me Joe's soul for eternity."

Another voice jumps in, "Are you kidding? He would never betray his oldest friend."

Keywords

• Military Drone Lego Set
• Sick
• Big Mac
• McDonald's
• Comfort
• Moments to Live
• Dramatization
• Friendship
• Soul Trade

FAQ

Q: What is the main issue Donny is facing in the conversation? A: Donny humorously claims he's very sick because he hasn't had a Big Mac in over a week.

Q: What solution is proposed to Donny's problem? A: One of Donny's friends offers 10 Big Macs to help him.

Q: What unusual request does Donny make in return for the Big Macs? A: Donny asks his friend to agree to give Joe's soul for eternity in exchange for the Big Macs.

Q: How do Donny's friends react to his illness claim? A: Some friends dismiss it as stupid, while others are willing to comfort him and offer help.