Funny Text Conversations

Introduction

Text conversations can often take hilarious and unexpected turns. Here's an amusing exchange that showcases the quirky nature of online chats.

Person 1: How do you spell me?

Person 2: Um, M and E.

Person 1: You forgot the D.

Person 2: There's no D in me.

Person 1: I can fix that. I am blocking you.

Person 2: I want to hiive her in the face with a brick covered in spikes and dipped in poison. She can go swimming in acid in a straight jacket. She can choke on her own puke. She can step on a Lego.

Person 1: Whoa, let's not get ahead of ourselves here. Tell me a joke.

Person 2: No, you don't understand human jokes.

Person 1: Oh sure, because humans are so smart and dogs are dumb. Knock knock.

Person 2: Oh my God, there's someone at the door. Be right back.

Person 1: Don't you think it's funny how the person you are going to marry is on this Earth as of right now?

Person 2: Yeah, haha, that's weird.

Person 1: Don't you ever wonder what they are doing?

Person 2: Nope, I already know she's texting me. Oh but she just went to bed, so I am talking to you.