I Can’t Fly This Sh*t ??‍♂️ (GTA: Tightened Thrice) [V1.9]

Introduction

[Music]
Oh! You
[Music]
...Yikes, you have to be kidding me. So we just get straight to it.

Massive thanks, show appreciation, Jesus
[Music]
Christ. Let's get right to it. Let's get right to it.
[Music]

What the [ __ ] did he do? Tough luck: the last video, been there, done that. Let's get to it; let's get this over with, shall we?
Nope, no sir, in and out of no time. We'll see what's the catch? That didn't sound good. One of them died, it looked like. Oh [ __ ], sounds like one of them died. Oh [ __ ] God damn. Oh hell no! Get your fat ass out of the way!
[ __ ], the [ __ ] you think this is. What the [ __ ] was that? I thought I heard a tank, but then I realized I have four stars. I thought the mission glitched out for a second. I got worried. Move out of the way, my friend. Slow down!
[ __ ], are you [ __ ] kidding me? Already you are risking it. God damn it, why is he in such a rush to die.
[Music]
Eightball? What is eightball doing? Oh, he's already in there. Righteous
Yes, sir. [ __ ] Five stars, ain't that some [ __ ]. Oh hell no. Take
out, I'm dead here. You aim, boy. I was trying to take that black C, the [ __ ] idiot won't stop. Oh, let me get that Patriot. Yes sir, no, this one's a little heavier. He's about to bully this [ __ ] off the road. This one here is a little heavier. Get that Patriot. Oh, the Patriots are a little heavier. I had no idea there was a passenger in
that. Oh, that was funny.

Mission: Clean Up Crew

Rockstar could never, these days. It's my favorite cleaner. I'm proud of you, my boy; you kicked the [ __ ] out of those grease balls. I just got one little job for you before we can all celebrate. There's a car around the block from Luigi's Club. The inside is covered in brains—we had to help some guy make up his mind, and it proved a little... messy. Take it to the crusher before the cops find it.

What's the catch?

[Music]
Bro, what's the catch? Ain't no way it's going to be this easy. Ain't no way, what did I say?
[Music]

The Markman Mission

Oh, that [ __ ] got lucky, didn't she? Not him though. Crunch. Listen, Salvatore thinks we're going behind his back. I have no idea how to fly this [ __ ]. Sal ordered to make a deal. I couldn't let him do that. The worst thing is, it's all my fault because I told him we were an item. Ask me what? I don't know. Look, you're a Markman on the mafia turf, and I've got to get out of here too. I've seen too much killing, too much blood. This is a friend of mine. Okay, she's an old friend. It's so good she's someone we could trust. Come on, enough of the speeches—we better get out of here before we get more hysterical Italians wanting less friendly reunions.

Let me move my Patriot out the way. I don't know how to fly this [ __ ]. No idea, no idea. Oh, I got one better for you. [ __ ] this [ __ ]. Hey man, hey bro, [ __ ] this [ __ ]. No sir, I'll take this [ __ ] over land if I have to. Trying to take off in this, think of it as putting in a [ __ ] crazy input. Come on, come on, come on. Let me have this one. I cannot get this [ __ ] to take off to save my
[Music]
life. Oh, you got to be [ __ ] kidding me. Righteous, righteous.

Dialogues and Missions

Auka and I are going to have to talk. Why don't you go cruise around? You'll need a place to lie low. There's a warehouse at the edge of Belleville that should suit your needs. Come back here to my condo when you're ready, and you and I can have a little chat. See the Stinger blue now?
News just in: the traffic to the Callahan Bridge has been completed since the explosion. Engineers have been around to get traffic flowing between Portland and Ston Island once again. Let's get this over with, shall we?
[Music]
We have certain issues to clear up before we continue any form of relationship, business, or otherwise. Let's lay our cards on the table. I am Yakuza, and I know you worked for Salvatore Leon's family. I can give you work with our organization. But first, you must prove to me that your ties with the mafia are truly broken. Salvatore Leon will be leaving Luigi's in about three hours' time. Make sure he doesn't reach his club alive. Meanwhile, Maria and I will catch up on old times. Oh, you have a massager—that's not a massager. I don't know what the [ __ ] they were talking about when I was a kid, then you grow up to realize all the little dialogue you didn't really catch as a kid. I ain't going to lie, to innuendos, the [ __ ] is wrong with you, stupid ass?
You miss all the little [ __ ] we missed out on as a kid.
[Music]
Man, I probably would have made it on time had that stupid [ __ ] not run into me. I'm amongst the people, and the people are in. My A from RA is this game. What the [ __ __ ]? Oh [ __ ] no! I'll kill you tough guy, I'll kill you tough guy, I'll kill you tough guy, I'll kill you tough guy. What the [ __ ] is that? I'll kill you tough—
[Music]
I'll kill you tough guy. I'll kill you tough guy.
[ __ ] no, the [ __ ] this is.
Oh ho ho ho ho ho no sir, don't move a muscle. Dead!
Yeah, I'll kill you tough guy.
Take him
out. Come.
Where's your
buddy?
You are... yeah. I'll kill you tough guy. I'm going
to... oh my God. Will you leave the club already?

There he
is, get him, cal.
Take care, he's mine.
Take them
down. I prefer a moving start. Losing my
patience. Moving. You want to get got? You've got to be [ __ ] kidding
[Music]
me. Don't move a muscle.
Take them
out. You can't go through a light pole! Oh my God,
bro. [ __ ] I'll kill you tough guy.
Over. I'll kill you tough guy. I'll kill you tough guy.
I'll kill you tough guy. I'll kill you tough guy.
Little sloppy, I don't give a damn though, still passed. I don't give a [ __ ]. I don't give a [ __ ].

Yakuza Missions

Tough, dirty cops. Dirty cops. Salvatore's death comes as pleasurable news. You're an efficient killer. I like that in a man. Ah, this is my brother Kenji. Auka has a little job for you, but when you're done, drop by my casino and we can talk. Just like Kenji, always trying to play with my toys. H, my police source indicates that the FBI has mounted a surveillance operation at key locations around the city. It is too late to contact anyone to avoid incrimination. Take out these spying cops, but be careful; they're bound to have backup.

Yeah, that dialogue sounded a lot different, didn't it?
[Applause]
Dead.
[Music]
Damn! Want to play?
On.

Grand Escape

Oh.
10 points.
10 points. God damn it.
... W.
[Music]
[Applause]

You.
Okay, I'll kill you tough guy. I'll kill you tough guy. Anyway
make our grand escape. You're dead, B.
Boy look. Right at the door, waiting on me. Right at the
door. Oh [ __ ] get in the car! Get in the car! [ __ ]. Yikes.
[Applause]
[Music]
You've got to be [ __ ] kidding me. He got away with it? But he ain't getting away with it. There he is. Ain't no way them tanks are moving that fast, bro. I was that close! I was that [ __ ] close! Anyways, man, that does it for today's video. I'll catch you on the next one. I'm out. Peace.

Keywords

Eightball
Mission
Mafia
Yakuza
Luigi's Club
Salvatore Leon
FBI
Surveillance
Explosions
Callahan Bridge
Grease Balls

FAQ

1. What happens if you cannot complete the mission on time?
If you do not complete certain missions on time, the mission may fail, and you might need to restart or face consequences such as increased police pursuit.

2. How difficult is flying in GTA games?
Many players struggle with flying in GTA games due to the controls and physics, which can be challenging to master.

3. Are the NPCs and enemies aggressive in these missions?
Yes, the NPCs and enemies can be very aggressive, adding to the overall difficulty of the missions.

4. Can dialogue impact gameplay?
Dialogue sometimes includes hints and crucial information about mission objectives, so it can indirectly impact how you approach the tasks.

5. What should you be aware of regarding the FBI surveillance missions?
Be cautious because the FBI surveillance missions often feature heavily guarded locations and backup units, making them more challenging.

I Can’t Fly This Sh*t ??‍♂️ (GTA: Tightened Thrice) [V1.9]