I Paid FIVERR JESUS To [SHUT UP] My Annoying Facebook Friends

I Paid FIVERR JESUS To [SHUT UP] My Annoying Facebook Friends

Hello mortals! It's me, your favorite Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. And yes, you heard it right, Jesus himself is offering to make heavenly videos for you on Fiverr! Intrigued? I surely was. So, naturally, I couldn't resist such an amazing offer. I had His Holiness create a video that I could use for some fun with my super devout Jesus-loving Facebook friends.

Before we dive into the details of my Video, let's take a quick look at the intriguing world of Fiverr gigs, specifically the "Jesus" gig that has taken it by storm.

An Overview of the Fiverr Jesus Gig

Discovering the Sales Page

Navigating to the Fiverr sales page for Jesus is simple. You can find the link conveniently placed in my video description box. One glance at the page and it’s clear how successful this gig is. With over fourteen thousand videos completed and a heavenly five-star rating, the creativity put into this gig is indisputable.

What Jesus Can Do for You

There are four uniquely themed videos you can have Jesus create:

1. Promotion for Your Business

   • Example: "The second coming will not happen if everyone doesn't purchase something from Fully Designed on Etsy. It may sound harsh, but they offer something for everyone: jackets, hoodies, backpacks, and these leggings I’m wearing under my robes right now, so comfy!”

2. Birthday or Anniversary Wishes

   • Example: "Hello Jorge DiPietro, it's me, your favorite Lord and Savior, Jesus! Wishing you a glorious and heavenly happy 35th birthday. Praise be! Jorge, I'm proud of you. I know I say that to everyone, but I mean it with you. It’s okay that you sell wrestling dolls on eBay; I don't judge.”

3. Rocking Out to Your Favorite Song

   • Example includes a fun clip of Jesus jamming out to some upbeat music, bringing joy and levity.

4. Custom Message

   • This is where your creativity shines. For example: "Hey Josh, tell your annoying dad to stop rambling in my ear. It's really frustrating after a while."

My Custom Jesus Video

I specifically chose to leverage the "custom message" feature to address those overly religious, guilt-inducing Facebook posts. You know the ones—the kind that make you feel bad for not pressing 'like' under the guise of faith. Here's what I came up with:

“Sweet Fancy Moses! If one more person uses me to guilt someone into liking a Facebook post, I am going to completely lose my mind!”

Conclusion

So there you have it, a fun, creative gig for those looking to spice up their social media or business promotion. I'll leave a link to Jesus's Fiverr gig in the description below if you want to check it out. I'll also provide a link to the video he did for me, in case you want to have a laugh with your Facebook friends like I did.

Until next time, take care!

Keywords

• Fiverr
• Jesus video
• Custom message
• Creative gig
• Facebook friends
• Promotion
• Birthday wish
• Anniversary wish
• Rocking song

FAQ

What is Fiverr?

Fiverr is an online marketplace where freelancers offer their services to clients worldwide.

How popular is the Jesus gig on Fiverr?

The Jesus gig on Fiverr is highly popular, with over fourteen thousand videos created and a consistent five-star rating.

What kinds of videos can Jesus make?

Jesus can create four types of videos: Business promotions, birthday/anniversary messages, musical performances, and custom messages.

Can Jesus use cuss words in the videos?

Yes, Jesus will use cuss words if requested for a custom message video.

Where can I find the Fiverr Jesus gig?

You can find the Jesus gig on Fiverr through the link provided in the description box of the original video or article.