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In childhood, I was scared that if you stone a frog, you would get a dumb wife. How scared were you then? Now I wish I had stoned you.

Yesterday, I proposed to a girl, and today her brother called me alone. Maybe he will decide the date of marriage. I'll tell my children this story.

I will send Raju to school without homework, then the madam will ask him for my number. Ouch, my dreams. Those who secretly talk to their lovers at night, fall asleep holding their breath at the slightest sound, so that even the crime branch people think that Raju is dead and move ahead.

My son used to draw pictures like a living person. School Master Bhai Sahib, your son is very mischievous. Yesterday, he made a note of Rs 500 on the floor. While trying to pick it up, my nails got broken. Raju said, "Master, I am in the hospital myself. You have broken the electrical socket." But after making Kareena's photo, all the lips got burnt.

Keywords

• Childhood fears
• Stoning a frog
• Dumb wife
• Proposal to a girl
• Brother’s call
• Raju without homework
• Secret night talks
• Drawings of a living person
• Mischievous son
• Broken nails
• Hospital scene
• Electrical socket
• Kareena's photo

FAQ

1. Why were you scared of stoning a frog in childhood?

I believed that if you stone a frog, you would get a dumb wife.

2. What happened after you proposed to a girl?

Her brother called me alone, possibly to decide the date of our marriage.

3. Why will you send Raju to school without homework?

I am amused by the thought that the school madam will then ask Raju for my number.

4. How do secret night talks relate to this story?

Those who talk secretly to their lovers fall asleep holding their breath at slight sounds, causing even crime branch people to think that Raju is dead.

5. What did the school master complain about?

The school master said my son is very mischievous, causing problems like breaking the electrical socket and even burning lips while making Kareena's photo.