Steamed Hams but it randomly becomes AI generated (Luma AI)

Steamed Hams but it randomly becomes AI generated (Luma AI)

Introduction

Well... [Music]

Superintendent Chalmers: See or I made it despite your directions.

Principal Seymour Skinner: Ah, Superintendent Chalmers, welcome! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon.

Oh you gods, my roast is ruined!

Skinner: What if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour.

The Deception

Chalmers: crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication when he hears Seymour's lame explanations.

Skinner: Superintendent, I was just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise, care to join me?

Chalmers: Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?

Skinner: Uh, no! That isn't smoke; it's steam. Steamed from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm, steamed clams.

The Meal

Chalmers: I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers.

Skinner: I thought we were having steamed clams?

Skinner: No, no, I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers.

Chalmers: You call hamburgers steamed hams?

Skinner: Yes. It's a regional dialect.

Chalmers: Uh-huh. What region?

False Claims

Skinner: Uh, state New York.

Chalmers: Really? Well, I'm from Utica and I've never heard anyone use the phrase 'steamed hams.'

Skinner: Oh, not in Utica. No, it's an Albany expression.

The Revelation

Chalmers: I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.

Skinner: No! Patented Skinner Burgers. Old family recipe.

Chalmers: For steamed hams.

Skinner: Yes.

Chalmers: Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact they are obviously grilled.

Skinner: You know...

The Ending

Skinner: I should excuse myself for one second.

Chalmers: Of course.

Skinner: [returns] Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped.

Chalmers: Yes, I should be. Good Lord, what is happening in there?

The Climax

Skinner: Aurora Borealis!

Chalmers: Aurora Borealis? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?

Skinner: Yes.

Chalmers: May I see it?

Skinner: No.

Skinner's Mother: Seymour! The house is on fire!

Skinner: No, Mother, it's just the Northern Lights.

Chalmers: Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say, you steam a good ham.

[Music]

Skinner: Help! Help!